A Puertorican Calzone


a “puertorican calzone” is when a naked man (usually after s-x) tucks his t-st-cl-s between his legs so they are exposed from behind. he then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him “cosquillita” (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, -ss and b-lls.
yo, my girl gave me a puertorican calzone last night n put me right to sleep.

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