A religion
the religion ‘a’ was formed by a group of moronic 12 year olds in the year 2003. followers worship the letter ‘a’ and think that g-d is the image of giant smiling letter a with pigtails and a crown. the followers are led by the ‘pope of a,’ who is a mystical figure, suspected to have died of a ruptured spleen in late 2005.
the paramilitary wing of the religion (the crusaders of cheerfulness) is led by sergeant smiley, one of the world’s most wanted criminals. despite not having any bodily features aside from a large round hairless face, he has killed over 2000 supporters of the rivalling religion b, with the help of his comrades.
guy: do you believe in g-d then?
dumb guy: yeah, g-d is the letter a.
guy: what the f-ck?
dumb guy: yeah, i’m a member of the a religion.
guy: you dumb sh-t.
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