A Series of Unfortunate Events

a book series by lemony snicket involving the unfortunate happenings of sibilings viloet, klaus, and sunny baudelaire.
there are mnay books in the series, as well a recently opened movie.
a most unfortunate series following the miserable tales of the three baudelaire children: violet, klaus, and sunny. when their parents die in a mysterious fire, the orphans are sent to a variety of guardians. but no matter where they are sent, count olaf, a greedy and malicious man, follows them and hatches scheme after scheme to steal the immense fortune the baudelaire parents left behind.
in a series of unfortunate events, the baudelaires find out about a terrible secret concerning count olaf, but the only thing they know about it are the initials v.f.d.

‘when we drive away in secret,
you’ll be a volunteer,
so don’t scream when we take you,
the world is quiet here.’
the time period between the arrival of columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the united states.

see f-cked over
european settler: “here’s a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!”
native: “shoop da whoop!”
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teacher: “and that children, began a series of unfortunate events.”
– the neutral side –
a series of books. there’s approximately 12 of them, thinks i.

– the good side –
only thing i can think of is that we got a jim carrey movie out of it.

– the bad side –
boring, bland, sh-tty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a s-xual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.
put down that dreary sh-t, and pick up hiero’s journey.