A Shitbender
a person so un-eloquent in their use of lies and bullsh-t that the act of them speaking equates to “sh-t-bending.” overglorificaton of ones self makes one a sh-tbender. exaggeration of an event to the point of absurdity makes one a sh-tbender.
statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by sh-tbenders.
“yea i don’t care about money, i have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. they are all fighting over me” (this legendary sh-tbender worked as a housekeeper)
me: “i have never heard anything so crazy come out of anyone’s mouth, ever!
response: “he’s a sh-tbender, that’s all that comes out.”
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