A Solitaire Shuffle
an act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.
first happened while a guy was watching the bond flick ‘live & let die’, and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over solitaire (jane seymour). hence ‘a solitaire shuffle’.
‘hey mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? are you having ‘a solitaire shuffle’?’
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