A Song of Ice and Fire


greatest fantasy book series ever written by george r.r. martin. not a children’s book series like harry potter or eragon! the series has 4 books out now with one “soon” to come. plus several more after that.
1. a game of thrones
2. a clash of kings
3. a storm of swords
4. a feast for crows
person 1: i finally finished reading the stand, what should i read now that can actually compete with it?

person 2: a song of ice and fire of course!!!
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a threeway with a redhead and a platinum blonde.
podrick: what did you do last night?
tyrion: i had a song of ice and fire with daenerys and ygritte. you?
podrick: i had one with catelyn and cersei.
-tyrion and podrick high-five-

jorah: why do you want to invite (book) robb stark and jaime lannister to negotiations, khaleesi? i do not think it wise, khaleesi.
daenerys: i want to have a song of ice and fire.
jorah: i see, khaleesi.
-jorah cries himself to sleep-
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masturbating with icyhot while playing the game of thrones soundtrack in the background.
my p-n-s is alternately burning and freezing because i sang a song of ice and fire last night.

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