A Steve Jobs
the stevejob is a s-x act in which one partner uses a vibrating apple product as a d-ld- and penetrates the other partner’s s-xual orifice of choice.
“michael just gave emily a stevejob… he might wanna clean his phone case after that.”
this is a modified version of the hot carl. except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iphone’s using the application facetime. while speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iphone. thus, performing an electronic version of the hot carl
earlier today i was talking with my girlfriend over facetime and gave her a steve jobs. she loved it!
occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. all at once, they pull out and c-m all over her i-phone.
me and a few bros pulled a steve jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. -high five
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