A Tiger Woods
getting caught cheating on your wife which results in her beating your -ss with your own golf clubs while she chases you down the street in your escalade!
my best friend’s husband just admitted to s-xting some tramp in ohio she was so p-ssed she gave him a tiger woods!
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when you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
named because of tiger wood’s golf swing.
mum: jeez, you sh-t yourself?
son: no, just a tiger woods.
mum: oh, ok then…
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