A True Greystoner


an individual that resides in greystones co. wicklow, ireland. known for having shoulder length hair at least once in their lifetime.
will often resort to smoking cannabis based cigarettes to entertain themselves.

not to be confused with a greystones sn-b/charleslandian /wannabe d4.

“what’s the crack mate? you heading down to the beach house tonight?’
“not a chance, they’ve went all burnaby on us – its twenty-one’s now!’
“well that’s a kick in the b-lls, d-mn bunch of sn-bs….they’ll never be a true greystoner’
“rolling few spliff ‘stead?”
“ah yeh.”

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