A Turk
masterbating to online pictures of new hp computers while choking yourself with a usb cable to get the full nysx effect.-
-note. you must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a turk.
dude, last night i just couldn’t control myself after the braves beat the dodgers. i had to give myself a turk.
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