A two bob nob.


somebody who is a complete tw-t, usually wears a track suit & is unemployed. most ‘two bob’s’ have a stupid -ss dog too, then you have a ‘two bob n-b with a dog.’ mostly located in council estate accomdation, these -ssholes have very low iq’s and little respect for anyone or anything. they are rubbish chav’s.
“ooh just look at geezer at the back of the bus smoking dope & playing that sh-te music on his ipod, he is definately ‘a two bob n-b.’

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