A Whiteside
a whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter p-n-s. the white mans answer to the long skinny black p-n-s. the whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.
2. adjetive: a slang term most often -ssociated with a p-n-s of large girth; capable of increasing v-g-n-l circ-mference
see also: pringle can, c-ke can, stalky stub muscle, matthew’s holy hammer
1. matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old lady and the firemen have to spray them apart with a firehose. because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.
2. matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. he must have a whiteside p-n-s.
1 more definition
a fat middle age man with a beer gut, he makes love with his teenage son secretly and enjoys it more than having s-x with his wife. similar to a peadophile but the victim (son) doesn’t object to to the love sports.
kid1: ey dude, did you hear? micks old man was busted for whiteside!
kid 2: yuck. i always thought mick was a bit wierd.
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