Aajonus Vonderplanitz
the raddest f-cking dude alive, even radder than van wilder; ate rotten meat on ripley’s believe it or not; bit into raw chicken on the doctors; raw foodist of over 30 years based in southern california; alternative health pract-tioner, iridolgist, health counselor, author of we want to live: the primal diet and the recipe for living without disease; has survived numerous attempts on his life due to the risk his information poses to the pharmaceutical and food industries.
me: hey, dude. did you meet chuck norris’s brother?
you: no, dude. where is he?
me: he’s the raddest f-cking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. his name’s aajonus vonderplanitz.
you: duuuuudee, that’s chuck norris’s brother!
me: d-mn right. sssstsmn.
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