AAK
asleep at keyboard. based on the initialism afk (away from keyboard). generally used in the context of people who would rather chat and play mmorpgs than get a good night’s sleep (and end up with neither). not advised with webcams or irl… or ol (…or offline).
can also mean actually at keyboard.
1: and i thought screw it that’s it there’s no point.
2: (zzz…)
1: well? … h-llo?
2: … huh? … uh sorry i was out of it.
1: aak again…
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i have a keyboard pattern embedded into my forehead, waffle iron style.
acronym for “actually at keyboard” it is a parody and counterpart to afk – “away from keyboard.”
“hey, are you afk?”
“no, i’m aak.”
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“on many irc channels, there are more people afk than are aak.”
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“the game needs a mechanic which makes afk macroing very risky, but poses little danger to the aak players doing the same thing.”
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