Aardwolf


n. a hyena-like mammal of south africa, which feeds upon carrion and insects.
the aardwolf ate the insect.
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only the coolest and creepiest animal to ever live. they are only cute as babies because they look like they will eat hopes and dreams when they reach adulthood.

also a person who was cute when you knew them as a young person and in meeting them later you find that they are scary and might start to stalk you for their next meal.
-look at that aardwolf baby!

-watch out, its mother ate my dreamcatcher.

-look at that girl, she looks crazy and vicious.

-oh, dude, she was cute in grade school.

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