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  someone who does not give a sh-t about the stupid things in this world that most people care so much about. stoics do have emotions, but only for the things in this world that really matter. they are the most real people alive. group of kids are sitting on a porch. stoic walks by. kid […]

• Fellahalo

  pr-nounced (fell-lay-hay-low) portmanteau of f-ll-t– and halo. to receive oral s-x while playing halo or any video game. particularly an online first person shooter. tom: are you alright betty? betty: yeah tom i gagged when you flinched tom: sorry i got hit with a grenade while you gave me fellahalo

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  when you think your period is over and you take a hugeeeee sh-t and you look in the toilet and see red blood swarming your sh-t. aka you got your period back dammit! hey guys i just took a crimson t-rd

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  the grease that acc-mulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth. yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my d-ck until she noticed the -sshole grease that had gathered to my regular sh-ts and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube […]

• assholitical

  adjective: tending to express one’s point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate. honey, i know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the hendersons. i’d appreciate it if you weren’t so -ssholitical this evening, mkay?

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