Aauh


the sound made by giant tortoises during s-xual intercourse. during said intercourse, the male tortoise balances precariously atop the female tortoises sh-ll, and proceeds to penetrate her whilst rocking back and forth on her sh-ll whilst emanating a sound that sounds very much like an elderly couple making love right before they turn to dust.
tom: are those tortoises having s-x?
kat: why yes, it appears as though they are.

tortoise: aauh…..aaaaauuuuuuuuuuah.
kat: kind of reminds me of my grandparents.

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