abacus class
a reason often used to cover up the (possibly) suspicious relationship of two people.
nina: so how did you meet rose again?
john: oh we were… um.. cl-ssmates back in abacus cl-ss!
nina: so are you just friends?
john: yep! just friends! right! we have a totally platonic relationship!
nina: you sure? i thought i saw you two holding hands yesterday…
john: oh yeah that! isn’t that what old friends do when they-um… meet after a long time?
nina: …ok. as long as you’re not cheating on me…
john: ahahaha..
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