Abby’s Hand Job Hand
a hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. often, the girl mistakes the male’s squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. as a result, the girl’s hands squeeze tighter. in origins, the ancient mesopotamian name “abby,” was given to those of great power and beauty.
derek: ahhh….ughhh….aagghhghhh!
abby: harder? okay!
derek: ..arrgggnnnnhnlarifafiafiigghhh..ahhh! ahhhgghh abby’s hand job hand!! aghhhhhhh!
abby: what? use both hands?
derek: rahgahghrgrhooooooooooooooohhhagh!
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