Abductape


duct tape used in an abduction in securing the abductee to prevent movement/escape and to keep the abductee silent. abductape must be strong enough to bind abductee’s wrists and ankles. it must also be sticky enough to adhere to the abductee’s mouth to prevent screaming, pleading, cries for help and other annoying sounds.
john: “she’s a fighter. it’s gonna take a lot to restrain her.”
adam: “no worries bro, this abductape could hold and elephant to the ceiling!”

lester: “his cries for help are starting to bug.”
mike: “slap some abductape on that b-tches mouth. that will shut him up.”

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