abductorsize
to size up a person, decide that they can fit into a bag/sack (preferably of the burlap or potato variety) that you may or may not be able to carry.
then proceed to abduct said individual for whatever purposes you would abduct a person, employing a bag/sack (preferably of the burlap or potato variety) if it so pleases you.
“i am going to abductorsize that person!” – 1
“are you sure that person is not too big for you?” – 2
“screw it, i am doing it, call the ambulance” – 1
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