Abe-dini


a s-xual act where a man combines the abe lincoln and the houdini. the male performs doggy style s-x on a woman, and moments before s-xual climax, he spits on the woman’s back. thinking all is well, the female turns around only to be bombarded with a tidal wave of spermage. the male, with the time previously had whilst woman was turning around, grabs a clump full of p-b-s and when the load reaches the woman’s face, he throws the hair all over her as well. thusly, the abe-dini is born.
yo lance. i was at state and i was f-cking the sh-t out of this hoe. and of course, i pulled it off man. i had a bag of dog hair i’ve been collecting. so when i spat on her back, i was locked and loaded. and in one swift motion, i abe-dini’ed that b-tch and ran out the room.

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