Abe Lincoln Log
similar to and typically following it’s predecessor the “abe lincoln;” this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular “cleveland steamer” applied to the chin. thus creating a makeshift adhesive “log” that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
to pull off the true beard style “nuttymuddy abe lincoln log” : eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. at time of cleveland steam application,log should be a nice nuttymuddy consistency
“my girlfriend didn’t wax often onough. so, to teach her a lesson, i donkey-punched the b-tch, shaved that sh-t, cr-pped and jacked off on her chin. then, i shaved her sn-tch, spread her p-b-s on the c-mlog. she had the abe lincoln log.”
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