Abed’s Rule
refusing to lend out dvd’s and video games after having them scratched / damaged by careless friends. inspired by nbc’s community character abed who refused to lend out “kickpuncher 3: the final kickening” for this reason.
guy 1: hey can i borrow mw:3 when you’re finished with it?
guy 2: sorry dude, abed’s rule.
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