abercrombie cowboy
a male, usually a teenager still in high school, who attempts to emulate a true country man wearing cowboy boots and going overkill on camo while speaking with a fake southern accent. in reality these individuals have never worked a day in their life, grew up in preppy suburbs, and don’t know hunting outside of the show duck dynasty. many times they can go from wearing cowboy boots and flannels to wearing abercrombie or some other expensive name-brand clothing in a period of just 24 hours.
guy 1: “i swear bobby was wearing cowboy boots and camo yesterday. whats up with the american eagle shirt and khakis today?”
guy 2: “he’s just another abercrombie cowboy bro. he drives a prius too.”
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