Aberforth
euphemism for goat f-ck. in the harry potter books, albus dumbledore’s brother, aberforth, was “prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat”. in the later books he still has goats hanging around, and it is later revealed that his patronus is a goat. we don’t know what he was doing with the goats, but he has some special, inappropriate affinity for them. so we made a guess . . . and then subst-tuted “aberforth” for our more commonly-used goat f-ck.
man, the store was so crowded i couldn’t even move–it was a total aberforth.
person 1: how was the party yesterday?
person 2: oh, there were so many people! it was totally aberforthy.
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