a beautiful, trustworthy, hilarious girl. when you look at her you freeze. her smile lights up your day. her eyes are a beautiful, dark brown, and you get lost when you look into them. she has a great *ss, a great rack. she has great hips. basically she’s your dream girl, s*xy, and kind. she is extremely rare, priceless. finding one is a miracle, so hold on to her forever. you will never find anyone better. she is like finding a perfect pearl after years of searching for “the one.”
i’ve been with abigail jimenez forever, i’ve been blessed to be with such a beautiful girl.
i wish i could be like abigail jimenez, she’s hot and she’s so nice to other people.
- lady lawyer
the “reason” you told your boys you lost that trial. more accurately, a force to be reckoned with, like a hurricane. more specifically, courtroom kryptonite. wtf do you mean there are two of them lady lawyers? yes, we’ll obviously take the plea deal.
savage as f*ck. coined in the facebook group have your say mk ii. we do not speak of mk i that joe biden meme was savaf
a fabulous g*y man. a wild misen in its natural habitat
when someone posts a photo on instagram directly after you post. thus, said person b*mps your photo from the top of the instagram feed, eclipsing it with their own. kyle: hey man. did you just post on instagram? eugene: yah go check it out! i posted it two minutes ago. kyle: oooh looks like matt […]