Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl


you get a random girl and escort her to frontier texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. then gather 2 acquaintances to -ssist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her cl-toris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens “f-ck dat b-tch”
my terrorist companion yazdani was really h-rny so he abilene crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.

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