abort lunch
a m-ssive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. usually -ssociated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
guy: “i need a spot! i got thirty seconds ’till abort lunch!”
girl: “i told you not to eat all those shrimp with the t-rd veins still in.”
guy: “shut up. help me find something to wipe with! now!!!”
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