abortion stork


the stork that takes away unwanted babies. can also be used metaphorically to describe any number of circ-mstances where undesirable results need to be dealt with.
“tom just told me that he had a condom break last night during some rough riding!!! i told him that his lady friend is gonna be getting a visit from the abortion stork if she doesn’t hurry up and get plan-b”

“some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! they better abortion stork that sh-t out of there before i go postal”

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