abortious


to describe something that is an abortion in nature.

it is something (situation or thing) that is completely messy, crazy and/or out of control. it is the ant-thesis of the word ‘perfection’ or ‘orderly’. if something or someone is abortious, then you now that all hope is lost.
a) “the whole situation between those two is abortious!”

b) “the traffic tonight was abortious!”

c) “her haircut is abortious!”

d) “you should have seen me after the 21st party, i was completely and utterly abortious!”

and so on…

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