abortiversary
the anniversary of the day you aborted a fetus, known to some as a “child.”
this is typically a day of very dark reflection, either because of the act itself or the hoops you were forced to jump through as a result of knocking up a very crazy and hormonal young tramp.
tomorrow is our abortiversary. when i say “our,” i mean me, that crazy chick to whom i will never speak again, and that cl-ster of cells that at the bottom of a biohazard bag.
what am i doing for my abortiversary, you ask? i’m going to go get sh-t-faced, hopefully resulting in some permanent amnesia that will encomp-ss said abortion.
my near-baby-mama wants to know what we should do to celebrate our abortiversary. i suggested getting her a hysterectomy.
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