above average mate


the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back m-ssages, s-xy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want 😉
man jennifer is an above average mate! i would love to be with her!

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