Abreves
a language in which you mainly speak in abbreviations.
jen: i totes had the best hun cal froyo at pinkberry yest but now i’m on a low cal diet so i can be skinz.
abreves for: i totally had the best hundred calorie frozen yogurt yesterday but i shouldn’t eat sugar anymore because i need to be skinny.
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