Abrotion
cutting a male friend out of your life. the equivalent of “breaking up” with one of your buddies.
f-ckin’ bruce was being such a tool the other night. he broke my microwave and then carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. i can’t stand that dude’s bullsh-t anymore. i’m gonna have to get an abrotion.”
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stopping a friend from doing a terribly bro-y thing
dude, i’m so glad my friend gave me an abrotion last night. i almost wore a double popped collar.
when a bro has his broness removed by his female or signifigant other.
dude i asked eric to go to the bar with us but his woman wouldn’t let him go. i think he’s gotten an abrotion.”
that special sinking feeling you get when you do something and you instantly realize that you’ve d-mned yourself with that action.
oh sh-t, did i just do that? i’m totally getting an abrotion right now.
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