Absojute


absojute, transcending from the word “absolutely” and downgraded to absolute, then absojute and eventually just jute. it is used as a nod of acceptance or a nod to show agreement. one may add a “boop” at the end, if the agreement need be emphasized.
person a: “i got us some ice cream!”
person b: “jute! jute boop!”
person a: “absojute.”

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