Absolute Theorem of J/K
theorem stating that there is some truth to every “j/k.”
every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
(the absolute theorem of j/k in practice)
person 1: hey, man. what are you doing?
person 2: talking cr-p about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. not much.
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