absolutly
in a manner fueled by a liter of vodka
she loved him absolutly.
n. a word h-m-phonic to the commonly used word “absolutely” , used to indicate use of alcohol while using the h-m-phone as a cover-up so as to preserve complete honesty in answering and to add the element of humor when around friends. commonly used by middle schoolers, high schoolers, college students, workers with a hangover in the workplace, alcoholics attending meetings, drunk drivers and pilots, and nursing home residents. derived from the well-known vodka brand absolut, and its h-m-phone in the english language “absolute”.
mother: so, bridget, what did you do at that party last night?
bridget: absolut-ly nothing at all, mom.
ra: sir, please open your book bag and empty the contents onto the table
alan: dude, i don’t need to, i’ve got absolut-ly nothing in there.
alex: am i drunk yet?
ben: absolut-ly, and i think dr. kolena can hear us, these walls are paper-thin.
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