Absoposilutely
a failure at combining the words “absolutely” and “positively.” as some of you may have noticed, it drops the “tiv” part of “positively.”
for a better version, try using “absoposilutively.”
guy 1: are you gay?
guy 2: no!
guy 1: are you sure?
guy 2: absoposilutely
guy 1: yeah, that’s not really helping your case.
catch phrase for absolutely, positively.
it’s absoposilutely going to happen.
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