abstinized


the act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having s-x but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.
“hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!”
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one who dries out due to lack of s-x, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.
“hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(-^)!! f-cking tab wh-r-, i became abstinized.”

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