Absurd Bird
a hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird’s wings. like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. the more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.
twilight fan: have you read breaking dawn yet?!
random guy: yeah, absurd bird was flyin’ high the whole time.
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- cogblock
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- gamestop
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- Thigh Gap
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- carte blanche
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