Abused Pelicans


the greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the university of connecticut. the two-time defending male all-campus champions. we have more championships than you have friends.
joe: who are we playing today?

steve: the abused pelicans.

joe: sh-t, we’re gonna get our -sses whooped today.

steve: why?

joe: they never lose at anything, they’re the best there ever was.

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