Academic Wank
academic w-nk describes a writing method employed by students of any subject, (but especially psychology,) who may not necessarily have all the facts at their fingertips, but need to pad-out an essay with some generalised waffle in order to meet the minimum word-count requirement for the coursework set. often used most in the early hours of the morning before a deadline, academic w-nk must be employed alongside content with actual intellectual merit in order to not result in a fail. requires less research than an essay that will get you a first cl-ss degree.
“the research methods essay? yeah, i didn’t use enough references really, but i typed out some academic w-nk and handed it in anyway.”
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