Accelerator


the accelerator is a s-x move in which the man licks his index finger and tickles the womans -n-s while taking her from behind. the unexpected tingling sensation is a surprising and highly pleasurable experience for both parties.
nic: hey man have you tried the accelerator yet?
andy: yeah man i did it last night! she won’t have it any other way from now on.
when a man/woman is destined to break up with their partner and so by sleeping with them you simply accelerate the process, thus providing a useful service, you are then an accelerator.
one bloke talking to another in a pub – “my friend samantha is just waiting to dump her annoying boyfriend so if i sleep with her this weekend then i am just acting as an accelerator”

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