Accidental Adult
an individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.
whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. total accidental adult.
i try not to laugh when children call me “mr.” they have no idea i’m an accidental adult.
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