Accidental Ash


cigarette ash that you accidentally get on your cellphone, clothing, books, stuff, etc…yet another reason to quit smoking.
candice: “argh! there’s accidental ash on my cellphone again! stupid marlboro and its stupid menthol taste, uniquely rich & smooth draw, soothing effects, and marketing strategy that makes its products readily accessible in states like california and texas despite the recession. i need to quit.”

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