Accidental Douche
the act of bath water non intentionally entering a woman’s v-g-n-l c-n-l while she relaxes in the tub.
1.
oh rats! i totally did not intend to wash my v-g-n-. another accidental douche for the books!
2.
“hunny, you’re leaking”
“oh don’t worry. that’s just the result of another accidental douche.”
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