Accidental Homosexuality
when straight guy is looking at p-rn, he looks for a good picture to m-st-rb-t- to. once he finds a good picture(of a girl), he starts doing his business in front of the computer. but if just as hes about to release his stream of protein, possibly into a tissue or (in rarer cases) the wall, a popup with a guy spread his -sshole thirteen inches appears just as his unfortunate sperm exits his body. there is usually shock, pain, and humiliation as the man has just became…. another victim of accidental h-m-s-xuality.
“dude! i was a victim of accidental h-m-s-xuality last night.”
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