accidental procrastination


the act of thinking that something (i.e. essay, project, birth of a child) was due on a later day leading to last minute preparations, and half–ssed work.
lisa why didn’t you tell me the baby was due today we need to go!!!!

eddie – d-mn it!
aaron – d-mnit? what happened?
eddie – i hate accidental procrastination
aaron – me too
eddie – i thought these essays were due tuesday

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