Accommodate


an old-school aussie slang word, refering to ones ability to take on another in a challenge (usually a fight).
“if you wanna be a f-ck-rs-, i’ll accommodate ya!”

or

“he couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag. i accommodated him no h-ssles”
when a partner wears the accomodator (an oral s-x device consisting of a rubber p-n-s which is strapped onto ones chin) and uses it on one or more partners. it may be inserted in a v-g-n-, a b-tt hole, or an oral recipient. accommodation isn’t for the weak.
jim accommodated jan’s b-tthole last night. sh-t got intense.

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